ANCIENT FOOTBALL
By William Lyon Phelps
Attacks on the American game of football are often
more sensational than the game itself. Some
volley out statistics of injuries, in which we see the names of persons
"crippled for life" whom we know to be unlike their biographers in that
they are both well and cheerful; others descant wildly on the evils of betting
and the drunkenness attendant upon a great match; others deplore the time and
attention robbed from study; some believe the rivalry of two strong teams
causes prolonged bitterness and hatred; some regard the intense earnestness of training
as both silly and harmful; some assert that the players on the field behave
like ruffians, and some, like the old Puritans, hate the game not because they
really think it wicked but because they secretly hate to see eighty thousand people
out for a holiday.
There is no doubt that football, like every other
sport and recreation, is open to many serious objections. Certain players are
every year killed and wounded, though the mortality is nothing like so great as
that resulting from auto-mobile accidents and week-end celebrations. It is
certainly true that betting and dissipation ac-company
the game; it is true that many young men sit on the
benches, cheering and singing,
when they might be studying in the seclusion of their
rooms.
It is true that the American spirit-always ambitious
of success-makes every member of a university team train with an earnestness
that seems tragicomic to the nonathletic observer. But the immense advantages of this most robust of all sports
outweigh all its attendant evils.
For football is much more than a contest of ani-mal
vigour; in the language of Professor Stagg, who was a moralist before he was an
athlete, "Football surpasses every other game in its demand for a high
combination of physical, mental and moral qualities."
This article, however, is not written for the purpose
of defending modern football but rather to show that the game thus far has not
only flourished in spite of attacks but that there has been a tremendous rise
in its respectability since the days of Queen Elizabeth. I cannot just now
remember anything on which the Puritans and the playwrights were then agreed,
except their opinion of football. What Shakespeare
thought of it may be seen in the epithet which Kent
applies to one of the most odious characters in King Lear. Tripping up
Oswald, he calls him "you base football player."
Modern legislators must rejoice at finding that they
have plenty of precedents for legal prohibition of the game. In 1424 we find
"The King forbiddes that na man play fut ball under payne of iiiid."
Sir Thomas Elyot remarked, in 1531, "Foote balle, wherin is nothing but
beastly furie and exstreme violence."
If in Elizabethan days the dramatists, who were not
noted for their piety, attacked football, what shall we expect from the
Puritans? The most circumstantial indictment of the game came from a Puritan of
Puritans, Philip Stubbs.
In his Anatomic of Abuses (1583) he thus denounces
the sport: For as concerning football
playing, I protest unto you it may rather be called a frieendly kinde of fight,
then a play of recreation; A bloody and murthering practise,
then a felowly sporte or pastime. For dooth not euery one lye in waight for his
Aduersarie, seek- ing to uerthrowe him
& to picke him on his nose, though it be vppon hard stones? In ditch or
dale, in valley or hil, or what place soeuer it be, hee careth not, so he haue
him down. And he that can serue the most of this fashion, he is counted the
only felow, and who but he? so that by this meanes, sometimes their necks are
broken, sometimes their backs, some-time their legs, sometime their armes;
sometime one part thrust out of ioynt, sometime another. Some-time the noses
gush out with blood, sometime their
eyes start out; and sometimes hurt in one place,
some-times in another. But whosoever scapeth away the best, goeth not scotfree,
but is either sore wounded, craised, and bruiseed so as he dyeth of it, or else
scapeth very hardly, and no meruaile, for they haue the sleights to meet one
betwixt two, to dash him against the hart with their elbowes, to hit him vnder the
short ribbes with their griped fists, and with their
knees to catch him vpon the hip, and to pick him on his
neck, with a hundred such murdering devices; and hereof groweth enuie, malice,
rancour, cholor, hatred,
displeasure, enemities, and what not els; and
some-times fighting, brawling, contention, quarrel picking, murther, homicide,
and great effusion of blood, as
experience dayely teacheth.
In the attack just quoted the most interesting thing to the modern reader is
that precisely the same objections were made to the game as we hear today.
In the robust days of Queen Bess football was regarded
as low and vulgar; it received the de-nunciation of the Church and the more
potent frown of fashionable society. Today at a great university match
prominent clergymen are seen even on the sidelines; the bleachers bloom with lovely
women, and in a conspicuous place stands the President of the United States.